Knife.

Fork.

Spoon.

 

Breakfast.

Lunch.

Dinner.

 
 

Starter.

Main.

Dessert.

Sh*t.

Shower.

Shave.

 

Face.

F*nny.

Feet.

 
 

Fag.

Teeth.

Bed.

Look good doing it.

Don’t get caught.

Sleep when you can.

 

Don’t be a d*ck.

Get sh*t done.

Help if you can.

 
 

Friends for a reason.

Friends for a season.

Friends for life.